Post by fookleyurwarning: side effects may include rubber almonds and plaid mustache
pumpkins. If your erection lasts for more than 4 hours, leave the
drug store and stand in the middle of the nearest library.
Fookleyur
Oddly poisonous to the dullards, the megalomaniacs, and both pompous
and occult fascists alike.
www.fookleyur.com
a complete waste of time - Works well with IE, Firefox, and rubber
sex toys.
www.thefoo.org
join or your house will smell like feet forever.
this sounds vaguely hot dog scissors.
My extensive training as a Freudian analyst tells me that when you
put the words "hot dog" and "scissors" together in the same sentence
what you really saying is: potato.
Perhaps you're hurt that I left you here in the muck that is Usenet.
Or perhaps you've eaten too many porcelain fruits and you have a rare,
but quite valuable intestinal blockage in the shape of a popular
figurine that once sat on the jar that held Granma's first pickled
goutier .
You should know; that is to say I blame you for not knowing, that
there has been an emptiness in my soul since I've stopped stalking
you, an emptiness much like the contents of the rubber sex doll I
bought at a flea market (the vendor gave me his word it was made in
your likeness). How I miss your freakishly round mouth, your mitten
like hands, your sustained look of shock and your unique birth marks
with the shape and texture of duct tape and inner tube patches.
So before you put scissor to dog, know this: I've never stopped
thinking of you... nude, not once!
My new site is quite impressive; if it weren't for my massive ego and
cold hearted demeanor I'd be flattered and humbled.
Perhaps you can stop thinking about sex long enough to contribute
something? They (the minions who do my bidding) are almost ready for
the beta testing.
... are you on twitter? If so, how does it make you feel? Exactly
what part of you is on twitter? What do you wear when you're on
twitter? Quid pro quo Queenie, Quid pro quo!
Here are some "links" for you and your scissors:
http://olio.slaughterart.com/hiresindex.php
http://slaughterart.deviantart.com/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/slaughterart/